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I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practice resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meanness of it, and publish its meanness to the world; or if it were sublime, to know it by experience, and to be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion.
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Tuesday, February 01, 2005
yeah, i can imagine you smirking and nodding in agreement. sometimes you just feel like smacking them right in the head and give them a loud "my eyes are up here, you filthy bastard!!." but to go jane austen here, i learned that it is a truth universally acknowledged that a man of whatever possession will always look at a woman's pair before he even decides to meet her pair of eyes. i tell you mary jane, it's gravity and it's not the kind that newton discovered. when i was younger, i tried to find an explanation for this seemingly rude male behaviour but just found myself searching in vain so now i resign my case and just put it under one of the mysteries of the male testosterone. it's as illogical as women's mood swings and pms. blame it on the hormones.
observe when a woman passes by a group of men and in seven out of ten instances, you'll be witness to the following scene: those men or boys will automatically gaze at the direction of her breasts, slowly turning their heards, following their movement as they go from front to side view and when she finally passes by, they'll be adjusting their gaze lower to her buttocks. and they'll be doing this in unison, it's so hilarious. of course, the feminists would be waving their fists (or sticking out their middle fingers) shouting "enough with this objectification of women!!" but imagine how a woman's mere presence could render men to lose focus and be all stupid for a moment. and that's just us having excess fat in our chests.
but just as breasts are fabulous for their gravitational pull for men's attention, it is ironic that it is their inevitable fate to slowly give in to the gravitational pull of ageing and finally sag and shrivel. by then, no man would be staring, no woman would be looking with envy and you can no longer wear a tight shirt saying "please look up". but as a woman, you know that your breasts are and will always be the second most fabulous thing that you own, next to your mind. nothing else can be a representation of beauty, pleasure, life, nourishment, warmth and love. damn, it's good to be a woman.
Posted at 10:26 pm by heratic
 | | | finnegan
July 29, 2005 01:00 AM PDT
Which is why the Fembots' "guns" in Austin Powers was so hilarious. Look here....ratta-tat-tat!
Devil's advocate question:
I've often wondered what women would do if men were differently profiled; if they "stood out", rather than "hung"? Would a man, walking down the street---codpiece-supported bratwurst pointing the way---not incited a different sort of initial curiousity? And would his butt, tagging along behind, not be a convenient second location to shift to?
Just a fantas...er...question.
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| | | Ash
February 7, 2005 10:43 PM PST
hi hera...i posted my reply on me blog :) have a nice day | |
| | | ilongga70
February 4, 2005 03:57 PM PST
i learned to slouch because of such men. and i have, in several occasions have to say, 'hey, im up here!' i don't see the big deal. every woman has them. but as they say, u desire what u don't have. men don't have breasts, so they adore them. | |
| | | hera
February 4, 2005 01:48 PM PST
ash: ah, so you're a legs-man, huh? :)
soloflite: oh, please do and you might just enlighten us.
"Testosterone is the male PMS. No doubt about it."
i would agree with this statement if not for one itsy-bitsy detail: men have never experienced women's hell that is PMS, never had cramps nor experienced blood coming out of their bodies like there's no tomorrow. women, on the other hand
only have small amounts of testosterone, not enough to justify any aggressive, irrational and devious scheme that might pop in their minds. so let's just put it as a mars-venus thing. :D | |
| | | soloflite
February 4, 2005 03:59 AM PST
hehe guilty as charged :)
Might make a post on WHY men do these thing sometime... ;) Have u read my "In defense of the Typical Male" series? :) | |
| | | ash
February 4, 2005 12:24 AM PST
hehe short skirts...thank god for summer ! :P | |
| | | hera
February 3, 2005 11:15 PM PST
ugh! construction workers, truck drivers, security guards.... mahilig yang mga yan sa "hi, miss!" sabay kindat.
blecchh!!
haha! kat, i can imagine you giving them the eye. serves them right. | |
| | | KatCons
February 3, 2005 07:23 PM PST
Thats why I never go around without a jacket nowadays, lalo na when I walk at the area near Galle during the mornings. Daming construction workers. Kahit feeling ko sinabihan nila ng Super nila to restrain themselves, I know those purportedly hidden glances they sneak out of their own hidden time. Stupid fuckers. :) | |
| | | hera
February 2, 2005 05:10 PM PST
ashe: yeah, that too. especially now that short skirts are in season. geez!
transience: hahaha!! i sure would like to say that to any dirty sonofa-- who'd come my way. and i agree that those who cannot see the real woman beyond her physical attributes ought to be pitied.
aurora: you're welcome dear! this is for all women, from cups A to D. ;)
iya: sad to say, but it's so true. bastards. :D
slither dude: i agree. they do it the other way around. eyes first then the other pair. hehe. peace! but seriously, i agree with you.
japanice: bru, kahit cup A yan... siguro wala lang silang mararamdaman pero titingin at titingin pa rin sila. :D | |
| | | jajajanice
February 2, 2005 01:37 PM PST
I easily get conscious when guys stare at my chest. I feel sorry for them though. Hehe.
They cant get anything from staring at my cup As!
Tatah! | |
| | | slither dude
February 2, 2005 11:13 AM PST
well... um... not all men are like this.
promise.
;p | |
| | | Iya
February 2, 2005 01:42 AM PST
blog hopping...
i guess for some men, it will always be breasts over 'the matter between women's ears'. | |
| | | AuroraBorealis
February 2, 2005 01:16 AM PST
thank you (!) for this post...
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| | | transience
February 1, 2005 10:57 PM PST
uh-huh. if you see how much i'm nodding right now, you'd tell me to stop for fear of dislocating my neck. i believe the objectification of women can go overboard, but then, those who do it can be really, positively ignorant. they need to be pitied. after you smack them on the head with your purse and tell them they had willies the size of peanuts, that is. | |
| | | ashe
February 1, 2005 10:47 PM PST
hey..legs too :P | |
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